Thursday, November 29, 2012

Looks Like the Film Industry Is Fighting Over the Rights... to Make Porn!

Universal Sues To Stop ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Porn “Rip-Off” By

   Universal sued Smash Pictures for its production of "Fifty Shades Of Grey: A XXX adaption". Instead of being an adaption, it uses the same characters, story, dialogue, and style as the book. Universal wants all of the copies of the porno destroyed along with the sex toys made along with it. Universal is trying to stop the production of the two porn movies based on the next two books in the series.
    This is very unimportant. The only reason I'm taking the time to talk about it is because it's ridiculous. Fifty Shades of Grey IS PORN. There is literally no difference between that book and any other erotic novel. Even if Universal made the movie, there would be no difference between the box office movie and the porno. It is still a porn movie about a woman having sex with a rich man. It is still a pile of smut and filth, and that is undeniable.
Lets count everything inappropriate about this kit.
vibrator, but plug, restraints, leather whip, metal dildo,
plastic vibrator, blindfolds, masks, anal beads,
butt plug, penis ring, restraints, flogger, flogger, paddle,
ben-wa balls, feather duster, and various cloth gags.
    As a consumer I want nothing to do with this movie or anything that has to do with it. I do not want to see some vulgar pornography taint the screen of any theater. It's just a book about having a bunch of kinky sex with a rich guy and uses various forms of BDSM in it. It's called "mommy porn" by the media for a reason. It only appeals to the sad, sexually depraved mothers that actually read that disgusting novel. Sure it will be big for them, but is just downright disgusting for anyone else. There is a reason why erotic novels should not be made into movies. Movies with a lot of sex are porno, not movies. It's just a grotesque idea that needs to be thrown in the "Disney Vault", if you ask me.
    While reading the article, I questioned why they were arguing. Why do they care if a porno was made about the book if the film will be the same thing? If you're making a dirty movie, leave the company that is exposing Fifty Shades of Grey for what it really is alone. I mean just look at how dirty this movie is. Is this appropriate enough to go in theaters?





Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Money Squandering, Lying, Douche Bag Attempted to Ruin Kevin Clash's Career!


    Today the mysterious man that said he had an underage sexual relationship with Kevin Clash, the puppeteer and  voice of Elmo, admitted his story wasn't true. Earlier today he said his love life with him was both adult and sensual. Because of the accusers actions, Kevin was given a leave of absence from the show after a full 27 years of service. Now, he isn't sure when he'll return to Sesame Street.
    This article is very important, because it has to deal with America's childhood. Nearly all Americans 
watched Sesame Street at one point or another during their childhood. When someone messes with the best known character, Elmo, not only do you rile up a crowd, but you have hell to pay if you were telling a lie. You don't mess with the most loved people on children's television. Especially if it's a lie.
    As a consumer, I want to know about my past role models, TV show characters or not, because they were very important to me. I don't want anyone trying to ruin the lives of the people who played these characters because it ruins the memories I once had attached to the character. 
   How long will it be until Clash goes back to Sesame Street?  What consequences will the accuser face? Will Clash even come back at all?

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

WE ARE CYBERMEN, YOU WILL BECOME LIKE US!

Neil Gaiman To Pen Upcoming ‘Doctor Who’ Episode That Marks Return Of The Cybermen

    This Spring, the Cybermen will return to Doctor Who. After a long dry spell of no Cybermen, Neil Gaiman is writing the episode that will bring them back. Neil Gaiman won a Hugo award for the episode, The Doctor's Wife. One of the directors from the Harry Potter franchise will be directing the episode, and many famous British actors will star in the episode as well.
     This is very important to all Whovians (Doctor Who fans). Like I said before, we haven't had a good  Cyberman episode for a while. We haven't had a good Cyberman episode since the Tenth Doctor, we are currently on the Eleventh Doctor. We've been forced to watch poorly developed villains for nearly two years now, except for the Weeping Angels and The Silence. We are in dire need of a good old fashioned Dalek or Cyberman uprising.
    As a Whovian and a consumer, this is a very critical in getting our views. For us, we hate the bad episodes, such as the recent western episode. I want to see more Cybermen and Daleks again. They are what helped me come to love the series  and what made Doctor Who the most well-known British show to date. With the increase in appearances of these villains, maybe we could boost the views in America once more.
   All I can think about right now is why we haven't gotten a preview of the season yet? Will the Cybermen have new suits? Will the Doctor be able to foil their evil plans once more?
   

Friday, November 2, 2012

George Lucas is a Sellout and Star Wars is Left in the Hands of the Evil Mouse Corporation!

   On Tuesday George Lucas did the worst thing he could have ever done to his fans, he sold Lucasfilmsm, Industrial Light & Magic, Skywalker Sound and video game company LucasArts to Disney. He got $4.05 billion for this deal. He said, "For the past 35 years, one of my greatest pleasures has been to see Star Wars passed from one generation to the next...It's now time for me to pass Star Wars on to a new generation of filmmakers". Disney now plans on taking Star Wars into various TV shows, movies, and theme parks. Yes, I said making movies. They will release new ones every 2 or 3  years. 
   This story is extremely controversial. George Lucas has just sold his very own creation that he made from the ground up with his own two hands. The worst part is that Disney is going to ruin his epic saga, Star Wars. They are basically going to put it into a theoretical juicing machine, milking every cent they can out of the franchise. They are going to flood the world with more Star Wars then we want, and therefore make us hate it with the upcoming new movies, which are destined to fail. 
   This seriously affects me as a consumer. I was already pissed off by all the edited rereleases of the original Star Wars films. Now they are going to make brand new ones! Who in their right freaking mind would ruin a perfectly good saga! Nobody felt the need to add to The Odyssey, so why does Disney think they have the right to ruin a finished Epic saga?  I hope the movies suck, because I refuse to see any of the new ones!
   George Lucas I need to know something? Why are you such a greedy self-centered bastard? Why would you give away your birth child and every good thing you've done in your entire life to a company that was started by an evil, racist, man? Do you even care about the fact that your good name is gone? Do you care that the new films will suck? 

    Oh yeah one more thing. George Lucas, I hope you regret giving away your creativity for money and end up like that stupid KONY 2012 founder. I hope you lose everything jacking it in San Diego